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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a dictionary on drugs?","punchline":"High definition.","id":199}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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The youth rights movement seeks to grant the rights to young people that are traditionally reserved for adults. This is closely akin to the notion of evolving capacities within the children's rights movement, but the youth rights movement differs from the children's rights movement in that the latter places emphasis on the welfare and protection of children through the actions and decisions of adults, while the youth rights movement seeks to grant youth the liberty to make their own decisions autonomously in the ways adults are permitted to, or to abolish the legal minimum ages at which such rights are acquired, such as the age of majority and the voting age.
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